Take That You Mailbox

Proof that Jr. High stories are the best:

Mark: "My thumb's kind of messed up from a mailbox."

Me: "A mailbox? You took out a mailbox with your thumb?"

Mark: "Yes."

Me: "How in the world did you do that?"

Mark: "Well when I was in 8th grade I had just started lifting weights and my friend said to me 'I bet you can't tear that mailbox off.' ...... So I did. Then I had a mailbox and a messed up thumb."

Me: "Doesn't that seem stupid?"

Mark: "Well yeah! That's what I told my friend but he kept saying that I couldn't do it. Now I feel bad. That guy had to buy a new mailbox."