Raccoon Warrior

We have the best cat ever. His name is Toi. Here's why he's the best cat ever:
 
1. He lives outside. All animals should live outside.
2. He lets me pet him. This is unlike our rooster who made me bleed when I tried to pet him.
3. He chases off raccoons more effectively than Matt, the rooster and our German Shepard combined.
 
Now raccoons are twice the size of Toi, but not as friendly. They don't let you pet them. They are rabidly mean animals. Toi is 15 years old and by cat standards should be dead. But no. Toi is a Raccoon Warrior.
 
The other day my sister saw Toi creeping down the driveway. Crouching under the car he waited. In the fading light my sister saw the raccoon waddle out of the woods. Toi waited until the raccoon passed by the car and then leapt out and attacked the raccoon. The raccoon quickly retreated back into the woods never to be seen again.
 
Our German Shepard doesn't chase off raccoons. She runs from Toi. Both Toi and the dog run from the rooster. I think the rooster and the raccoons are plotting Toi's demise.