She Didn't Learn That From Me

So I think my.... errr...I mean.... my parent's cat is pregnant. While kittens are incredibly cute, I really don't want to have to find homes for them. Plus I am afraid that the kittens will have two heads and 6 legs. All the feral cats around my house are related and there isn't a large gene pool for these cats to draw from.

This does solve the problem of what gifts I am giving my friends who are getting married. Every new home needs a cat. Especially a mutant cat.

For everyone else, these one-of-a-kind mutant cats will cost ya $25. Order now.