Tips for picking up girls
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For all you guys out there, here are some observations and tips for picking up girls:
1. Shower before hitting on a girl. Being covered from head to toe in dirt does not make you look manly, just dirty.
2. Quoting Strong Bad as the only form of communication does not endear you to the ladies. While it does show off your amazing memorization capability, it allows few oppurtunities for the girl to speak. Commenting on the sci-fi marathon doesn't help your chances either.
3. Cancer sticks, i.e. cigarettes, disqualify you immediately.
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Just a thought: College groups in churches should be more than a college age youth group.
For all you guys out there, here are some observations and tips for picking up girls:
1. Shower before hitting on a girl. Being covered from head to toe in dirt does not make you look manly, just dirty.
2. Quoting Strong Bad as the only form of communication does not endear you to the ladies. While it does show off your amazing memorization capability, it allows few oppurtunities for the girl to speak. Commenting on the sci-fi marathon doesn't help your chances either.
3. Cancer sticks, i.e. cigarettes, disqualify you immediately.
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Just a thought: College groups in churches should be more than a college age youth group.
posted by Andi at
8:04 PM
